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Hi readers, my name is Karen Annoyous. I am a proud mom of three rambunctious boys. We live in Southern California and love soccer and God. family. Our boys are home-schooled, because we are a vaccine-free household. We also lead an all organic, healthy lifestyle, to extend our lifespan, and recommend that everyone else does as well. I created this blog to share some of my expert parenting knowledge with the world. I hope you enjoy my blog  and learn something new about good parenting!

Why I don’t Vaccinate My Kids: 

The other day I went to our local elementary school to register Timmy for school. I brought all his documents and medical forms and thought he was all set for his first day of kindergarten. However when we arrived for his first day he got sent home after one hour of being there. I got a phone call later that day from the school nurse asking for his vaccination forms. Apparently the school will not allow Timmy to attend unless he is vaccinated. Timmy is not and will never be vaccinated. 

Vaccinations are the virus that plague our society and I will not allow my kids to be a part of that government scam. Most parents don’t do their research before deciding to get their kids vaccinated, but I did. In my monthly subscription to Minivan Moms Magazine, better known as MMM, I read an entire article about the dangers of vaccination. The article, which is titled “Vaccines Shorten Your Kid’s Lifespan,” is written by a qualified multi-species medical professor, Dr. Shamis Phonyious. In his article Dr.Phonyious details that vaccines infect our children with the same virus that we strive to keep away; this is why kids always get sick after receiving a vaccine. Doctors are scamming us, they don’t want to protect our kids. They are using our kids as lab rats to experiment with new viruses. I will not let my child be vulnerable to a virus because they got vaccinated. 

Dr.Phonyious, a proud Christian, further explains that vaccinating your kids will automatically send them to hell. When irresponsible parents vaccinate their children, they are essential playing against God. God wanted these viruses to live, they were created by God himself and we should not endanger one of God’s precious creatures by injecting it into our children. Not only are you hurting your kids but you’re also hurting the God-made virus. Vaccinations clearly counter God’s will and label your kids to be sent straight to hell in their afterlife. I am not going to be the reason Timmy is going to hell. 

The article fully convinced me that vaccinations are the devil’s temptation and our family will be staying far away from them. Besides, if Robert F. Kennedy Jr doesn’t believe in vaccinations then why should I?

Although I will never vaccinate my children I don’t want them catching anything contagious from the vaccinated kids. In order to further protect my boys I make sure to rub some all-natural essential oils on them every morning and night. Essential oils are just as effective as any other form of unnatural and untrustworthy medications. I’d much rather coat my kids in lemongrass oil, to protect them from the flu, instead of pumping them full of drugs and vaccines. 

As mad as I am at our local school, Timmy would have missed his first week anyways. The poor kid has the flu, again. He probably caught it from one of the pesky vaccinated kids during his one hour in class. It doesn’t matter though, those kids are all going to hell anyways.  

How To Protect your Family from Coronavirus:

As a mom of 3, I am constantly cleaning up messes and worried about bacteria and viruses. I always make sure to have my Bath and Body Works hand sanitizer and Clorox wipes ready when taking the kids anywhere. (By the way you can use my discount code, NOVAXKAREN, to get a discount on hand sanitizer and Clorox wipes)

Unfortunately hand sanitizer and Clorox wipes are not enough to protect my precious boys from the deadly Coronavirus, so I’ve composed a list of every tactic necessary to successfully protect your kids and family from Corona.

1. You can’t see a virus so make sure to assume that everyone you come near has Coronavirus. You never know who’s infected and it’s better to be safe than sorry. 
2. Take extra precaution against the Asian community. Make sure to cross to the other street if you see one of them coming your way. You are not racist if you are trying to protect your kids. 
3. I love food from different cultures so this next piece of advice is hard for me, but Chinese food Fridays have to go. You have no idea who’s touched that food and where it’s imported from. Chinese food probably has high traces of Corona. I recommend you stick to an all organic American diet. 
4. When going to the hospital, make sure you request an American doctor. You have no idea what the other doctors have come in contact with, or where in Asia they come from. 
5. Always carry around essential oils to combat the virus. Lavender essential oils work very well to combat illnesses. (I sell essential oils in my free time. If you want to join my team then send me an email and pay the $200 start up fee plus additional charges!)
6. This is the most important advice I can give. Do not, under any circumstances, allow your children to get the coronavirus vaccination when it becomes available. It is not natural and will give your child the virus. If the vaccine were safe then it would have already been released. But clearly it is not safe, so please do not vaccinate.

I hope you find these amazing tips helpful as you protect your loved ones from coronavirus. I promise if you follow this guide that your kids will not get sick and instead they will live a long, healthy life.

Coming soon to Karen’s Blog on Perfect Parenting…

“How to Speak to the Manager”

“Reasons why you Should Not Believe Everything your Doctor Says”

“Essential Oils: The Cure to Everything”

“The Guide to Purchasing the Perfect Minivan”

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